I usually run the late hours going home from work after 8p.m.
Last night, for some reasons, I went to take my son from the kindergarten at 6p.m.: usually my wife has this task (I do my part in the morning 🙂 ).
When the afternoon teacher saw me, opened her eyes and said: have you been laid off?
So the simple fact I was ‘not late’ from office, induced this person to think I have just been laid off … WOW !!!